Andrea over at Swamp Suburbia:
"Hey, there is my very hot horsey girlfriend, Brandy! She loves me, even though she doesn't know it, yet."
"What did you say? She doesn't even notice me? How could she not, with my handsome spots and my large Appy rear??!! It can not be true!"
"Ha, I told you she loved me! Mom, you are such a tease."