When it comes to wildlife on the trails, I've seen.....deer. And hawks. And baby fishes in the stream. Can you see them? Aw, sorry, I think that handsome Appaloosa shadow is blocking your view!
You mean I've been moseying along on my horse, sipping Gatorade, munching on goldfish crackers, wiping aside the cobwebs, worrying about mosquitoes, all the while there are BEARS, BOBCATS, and COUGARS out there? Oh, and not to forget the COYOTES! Who needs to bring a lunch on a 3-hour ride when you might become lunch?
A bobcat, in case you wanted to know what they look like. They resemble a very large house cat!
Ya hear us, wild hungry animals? We're coming through the trails.....(shout shout, yell yell!)
You'd better run away NOW!
Or else, or else..... or else I'll sic my big spotted Appy on you!